Poetry for a Monday Morning

Some may remember this little ditty.  I actually scared someone with it one time who seemed to take it a little too seriously.  Some people just don't get coffee humor.

Relax and enjoy.

Morning Coffee Haiku

I start the day the same old way
I have my coffee without much to say
Caffeine is my friend and it's yours, too
For I tend to babble without my brew
Intelligent talk and making sense
Come sometime after first sip, hence
Back away slowly and no one gets hurt
And patiently wait for me to be more alert
                                                                                                                                                                                   ©Lauren Swartzmiller 09/04/2010